function LoadInsults()
{
	insults1.length = 0;
	str = "A perfect score! Congratulations, you curve-wrecking freak of nature.";
	insults1[ insults1.length ] = str;
	str = "Amazing! Next time you see a Yosemite park ranger, tell them they owe you a kiss.";
	insults1[ insults1.length ] = str;
	str = "We're not worthy.";
	insults1[ insults1.length ] = str;
//	str = "Amazing! Do you get tired of all those people asking you to donate your brain to science?"
	str = "A tour de force performance! Thanks for playing, and may all your days be sunny, all your tests come back negative, and all your convictions be overturned on appeal."
	insults1[ insults1.length ] = str;

	insults2.length = 0;
	str = "Not bad. Do you have a Yosemite map tattooed on your bicep or something?";
	insults2[ insults2.length ] = str;
	str = "Well done! And who wants to be perfect, anyway? Getting one or two wrong just makes you more adorably human.";
	insults2[ insults2.length ] = str;
//	str = "Impressive. Have you considered putting your fabulous brain to work figuring out how this site can make some money? 'Cause I'm stumped.";
	str = "Impressive! Yosemite Sam would be proud." ;
	insults2[ insults2.length ] = str;
	str = "A creditable performance! Thanks for playing, and may the bacon of happiness be liberally sprinkled upon the cobb salad of your life.";
	insults2[ insults2.length ] = str;

	insults3.length = 0;
	str = "You know the expression, \"A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing?\" Well, you have nothing to worry about.";
	insults3[ insults3.length ] = str;
	str = "Couldn't you even be bothered to cheat?";
	insults3[ insults3.length ] = str;
	str = "Wow, even John Muir wouldn't have scored this well! Someone who'd been dead for <i>less</i> than 80 years might have, though.";
	insults3[ insults3.length ] = str;
//	str = "Don't feel bad, everyone starts at the bottom. Of course, you seem to have finished there, too.";
	str = "A worthy effort! Thanks for playing, and may the chewing gum of delight never get stuck in the coils of the vending machine of despair, and if it does, may you use the hammer of righteous justice to break the glass of indifference into thousands of tiny shards.";
	insults3[ insults3.length ] = str;

	insults4.length = 0;
	str = "Congratulations! That's a record that will never be broken." ;
	insults4[ insults4.length ] = str;
	str = "Bummer about the lobotomy. But at least you've still got your looks, right?" ;
	insults4[ insults4.length ] = str;
	str = "Those people who claim that everyone is either a glass-half-full person or a glass-half-empty person are leaving out your category: the glass-completely-empty person."
	insults4[ insults4.length ] = str;
}